10) I get to sleep on other peoples clothes
9) I get to go to bed whenever I want (usually every 15 minutes)
8) I don't beg for handouts....I just get whatever falls on the floor
7) I live with a cat that I can torment any time I feel like it
6) I have my own private courtyard where I AM KING!
5) I can go in and out any time by pretending I have to pee
4) If I lie on my back and look cute I always get a belly rub
3) I get the backseat to myself when we go for a drive
2) People don't mind it when I sit on them
And the number one reason I like being a dog....
I can walk around naked all day, every day and not have to pay or worry about what I'm going to wear.
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